Why can't I find a JOB?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well.. I haven’t written in a while.. but there you go.. I have been looking for a job and can’t find one…. Crazy!!!! I am losing my job in 3 weeks because my company relocating my department to another city and they found position for everyone except me!!!! Because there is no more work for people at my level. Funny huh!!!! I don’t think so… it sucks! It really does suck… so I made a top 10 reason why I am losing my job and I can’t get a new job.


1- I am cuter than all of the manager
2- The arab Factor. Well that’s basically that I am of Arab background and as soon as someone see it they won’t hire me.
3- The Brown factor. Well… I am brown and cause I am Brown.. people are afraid that I get all the ladies because of my brown colour.. so guess I don’t get the job. ( hmmmm I could of put this with point # 1)
4- MY age… well I am young with a great deal of leadership experience… makes the boss uncomfortable and afraid to lose their job for me.
5- Don’t suck up… Guys.. ooooh my god.. I meet people at my last job kissing ass big time.. so deep to the point that their nose is Brown.. I don’t do that shit.
6- I criticize the kids drawing at work… well.. around the office people bring their kids’s drawing, and before it was cute now…. I don’t know what happened to kids, but every time they draw a car in which their parents are, it looks like the parent driving a long penis!.. so I have to make fun of that… so yeah.. people don’t particularly like this comment
7- Jobs offer only 3 weeks vacation…. Well.. I like 8 weeks vacations.. so .. is it a problem if I ask for that.. guys.. I love the summer for god’s sake.
8- Can’t lose weight… well… I gain 40 pounds since I got my last job.. funny huh.. NOT… Well companies like to hire super models.. I am .. but I got my on league.
9- My cv sucks.
10- And finally… I think they are jealous!!!!!! Because I am special.. my mom said so!!!